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hortense commented on "Luxury Shame" Will Be Big For Winter
"Good."
http://jezebel.com/5100507/#c9195459 5:10 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on The End Of The (Yellow Brick) Road
"However, Dunkin Donuts Munchkins are still delicious."
http://jezebel.com/5100483/#c9194142 4:23 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on How We Will Learn to Love George W. Bush
"@hortense: Also, in the interest of being hopeful, Buchanan's successor was Abraham Lincoln. So perhaps history will give us another round of "that guy who fucked everything up before an awesome president fixed it.""
http://gawker.com/5100478/#c9192782 3:37 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on How We Will Learn to Love George W. Bush
"Or he could just capture Osama Bin Laden on January 19, no?"
http://gawker.com/5100478/#c9192494 3:27 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on How We Will Learn to Love George W. Bush
"@harvey_wallpaper: I don't think they'll ever revere him."
http://gawker.com/5100478/#c9192447 3:26 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on Headline to Retire: "Party Like It's 1929"
"@Kid_Twist:I was always told that it meant, "Hurry up, let's go!""
http://gawker.com/5100428/#c9192036 3:08 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on Courtney Love: "You've Got To Fix Your Karma"
"I can't help but love her. But I love her grandmother more."
http://jezebel.com/5100406/#c9191118 2:34 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on Sugar Daddies: Easier Than Work-Study For College Students
""Certified Sugar Daddies" sounds like a bad swing-revival band from the 90's, no?"
http://jezebel.com/5100425/#c9190380 2:08 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on Sugar Daddies: Easier Than Work-Study For College Students
"I carry an AmEx Black card in both our names, and use it for things like shopping, spa trips, manicures, and tanning; the bill goes to him. So essentially this is a paid Trophy Wife internship?"
http://jezebel.com/5100425/#c9190291 2:05 PM on Dec 1
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hortense commented on Vanity Fair: Tina Fey Drops 30 Pounds, Is Scarred For Life
"Also, this was interesting: "I love to play strippers and to imitate them," says Fey."
http://jezebel.com/5100404/#c9189697 1:43 PM on Dec 1
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CrazyLegsMeg on Nov 24, 2008
You handled the webcam suicide story with such grace - I knew it would show up on jezebel, and I'm glad that you were the writer to tackle it.
tracylynn on Nov 24, 2008
After reading your thoughtful piece on Stand By Me, Now and Then, I wanted to recommend the film Gas Food Lodging. [www.imdb.com]
hortense on Nov 22, 2008
Doves- we're having technical difficulties right now. Hopefully the posts will show up soon. Ack!
hortense on Nov 13, 2008
Hey doves- if you are having trouble commenting, please send me an email with your username and any info about the OS and browser you are using. Thanks!
Mrs.Peel on Nov 11, 2008
Hi Hortense, I'm unable to e-mail you when I click on the link to the left. I left a message for you earlier, but I think it'll get lost in your private messages...I need to know how I de-activate my account on Jezebel? I've tried, but to no avail. I dunno, can you ban me as per my request? ;) Thank you.
ednapontellier on Nov 5, 2008
hortense, i was going to send you a message asking if you've noticed that there's a lot of meanness on the comments today- but then i saw that you were directly responding (and eliminating) to some nasty comments... so now i just want to say THANKS.
edna
BrutallyHonestBabes on Oct 31, 2008
You friended me? That makes me feel all squishy inside! You're doing an awesome job on the weekends darling!
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